Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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A stern Russian woman sent to Paris on official business finds herself attracted to a man who represents everything she is supposed to detest.
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From the depths of space, Dracula has devised his most dastardly plan yet; turning the residents of the small town of Marlow into his personal army of vampire zombies! A motley crew consisting of a grizzled detective, a rookie cop, a chain-smoking greaser, and a determined young woman band together to save the world from — (see title).
Brazil (1985)
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Tropic Thunder (2008)
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Nashville (1975)
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Eat the Rich (1987)
Alex is a disgruntled waiter at a snobby exclusive restaurant who falls on hard times. Forced to deal with the contempt and disgust of the upper class, Alex & cohorts attempt to go on a rampage. Meanwhile, General Karprov and Spider plot to involve the inept anarchists into their plans to derail the prime-minister-to-be's campaign.
Charlie's Angels (2000)
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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
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The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972)
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Heat (1972)
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Spice World (1997)
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My Führer (2007)
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