Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side (2009)

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Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

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Princess Mononoke (1997)

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The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration (2003)

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The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire (2000)

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The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976)

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